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Burger of the Gods
Blue cheese, candied balsamic onions, super gorgonzola spread. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.$15.95
Tear Jerker Burger
Pepper jack cheese, grilled onions & jalapeños, Satan’s tears ketchup, habanero mayo. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.$15.95
Mac Daddy Merican Burger
2 quarter pound American Kobe beef patties, Billion Island sauce, lettuce, tomato, American cheese, pickles, onions. Served with your choice of side.$17.95
Appetizer Experiments
Sweet & Spicy Fried Pickles
Served with tapatio dipping sauce.$10.95
Roasted Brussels
Tossed in bacon vinaigrette.$9.95
Cheese Curds
Breaded & fried Wisconsin cheddar cheese curds. Served with tapatio dipping sauce.$10.95
Funyun Chicharrones
Served with buttermilk ranch.$6.95
Buffalo Chicken Roll Ups
Crispy fried egg rolls filled with chicken, cream cheese, blue cheese, green onions & buffalo sauce. Served with celery ranch.$12.95
Buffalo Chicken Wings
1 pound extra large all natural wings & drums, tossed in a garlic buffalo sauce, celery sticks & ranch dipping sauce. Your choice of style.$14.95
Crispy Buffalo Cauliflower
Fresh fried cauliflower, garlic buffalo sauce, blue cheese crumbles & drizzled with buttermilk ranch.$10.95
Dogsticks
3 mini beef dogs coated in white corn batter. Served with black pepper mustardaise & papa's BBQ.$10.95
Gavacho's Totchos
Tots with cheesy sauce, bacon, green onions, sour cream & Satan's tears ketchup.$10.95
Lab Faves
Fish & Fries
Cornflake crusted Alaskan cod, mustard slaw, bread & butter tarter.$14.95
Caesar Salad
Romaine, Caesar dressing, shaved parmesan cheese & housemade croutons.$11.95
Lab Chop Chop
Romaine, chicken, bacon, blue cheese crumbles, tomatoes, cucumber & herbs in buttermilk herb dressing.$13.95
Mac & Caesar
Cheddar American mac with your choice of topping & a small Caesar salad.$13.95
Little Fried Chicken
Hand breaded fried chicken, served with fries & side of buttermilk ranch & Satan's tears ketchup.$14.95
Burger Experiments
Burger of the Gods
Blue cheese, candied balsamic onions, super gorgonzola spread. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.$15.95
Tear Jerker Burger
Pepper jack cheese, grilled onions & jalapeños, Satan’s tears ketchup, habanero mayo. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.$15.95
The Classic Merican Burger
American cheese, shredded lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, bacon, Billion Island sauce. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.$16.95
Shroom & Truffle Shuffle Burger
Swiss cheese, grilled onions, sautéed mushrooms, black garlic truffle mayo. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.$15.95
Faux Real Burger
Beyond meatless patty, Chao cheese, vegan burger sauce, lettuce, tomato, onion, & pickle. Vegan. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.$16.95
The Codfather Burger
Corn flake panko crusted Alaskan cod, cheddar, bacon, mustard coleslaw, bread & butter pickle tartar. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.$15.95
Cluck Norris Burger
Chicken breast, Swiss cheese, avocado, lettuce, tomato, onion, buttermilk ranch. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.$15.95
Bahn, James Bahn Burger
Dork (duck & pork), pickled carrots, cucumber, daikon, fresh cilantro, sweet chili mayo. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.$16.95
Alibaba Burger
Choice of Halal 100% grass fed beef or lamb, Mama Lil’s peppers, fresh cucumber, lettuce, tomato, red onion, spice seasoning, homemade harissa aioli. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.$15.95
The Smoker Burger
Smoked gouda, bacon, grilled onions, smoker sauce. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.$15.95
Homage to Dick's Deluxe Burger
American cheese, bacon, grilled onions, top secret burger sauce. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.$16.95
James West Burger
Cowboy seasoning, guajillo cream cheese, bacon, papa’s BBQ sauce, onion rings. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.$16.95
Mac Daddy Merican Burger
2 quarter pound American Kobe beef patties, Billion Island sauce, lettuce, tomato, American cheese, pickles, onions. Served with your choice of side.$17.95
Little Chicken Fried Burger
Deep fried chicken breast, pickles, tomato & lettuce with our house made Little Chicken Fried Burger sauce on our brioche bun. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.$14.95
Big Impossible Burger
Impossible meatless patty, pickles, tomato & lettuce with our house made Big Impossible Vegan sauce on our brioche bun. Vegan. Served with Kobe beef patty & your choice of side.$15.95
Big Bison Burger
Bison & Kobe beef blend, roasted bell pepper, grilled onion, mayo, & melting provolone cheese on our organic brioche bun with side of your choice.$15.95
Silence of Lamb Burger
Grass fed lamb patty, onions, cucumber, tomato, grilled onions, top secret sauce, & Gouda cheese on our organic brioche bun with side of your choice. Served with Kobe beef patty.$15.95
Alibaba
Mama Lil’s peppers, fresh cucumber, lettuce, tomato, red onion, spice seasoning & home-made Harisa aioli. Your choice of protein & side.$15.95
Little Chicken Fried Burger
Deep fried chicken breast, pickles, tomato & lettuce with our house-made little chicken fried burger sauce on our brioche bun.$14.95
Big Impossible Burger
Impossible meatless patty, pickles, tomato & lettuce with our house-made big impossible vegan sauce on our brioche bun. Vegan. Your choice of side.$15.95
Big Bison Burger
Bison & kobe beef blend, roasted bell pepper, grilled onion, mayo & melting provolone cheese on our organic brioche bun with side of your choice.$15.95
Silence of Lamb
Grass fed lamb patty, onions, cucumber, tomato, grilled onions, top secret sauce & gouda cheese on our organic brioche bun with side of your choice.$15.95
Hand-Spun All Natural Shakes
Straight-Up Vanilla Shake
$7.95
Strawberry Shake
$7.95
Nesquik Chocolate Shake
$7.95
Nutella Shake
$7.95
Banana Cream Pie Shake
$7.95
Boston Cream Donut Shake
$7.95
Oreo Shake
$7.95
Orange Creamsicle Shake
$7.95
Mint Chocolate Chip Shake
$7.95
Reese's Peanut Butter Shake
$7.95
Mint Chocolate Chip Shake
$7.95
Reese's Peanut Butter Shake
$7.95
Mango Shake
$7.95
Pistachio Shake
$7.95
Virgin Boozie Shakes
The Drunken Elvis Shake
Vanilla ice cream, graham cracker, peanut butter & banana with a test tube spike of Malibu banana, pinnacle whipped vodka & Irish cream.$10.95
Caramel Macchiato Shake
Vanilla ice cream, chocolate ganache, caramel sauce & coffee with a test tube spike of caramel vodka, Irish cream & Kahlua.$10.95
Cinnamon Toast Crunk Shake
Vanilla ice cream and cinnamon toast crunch cereal with a test tube spike of sinfire cinnamon whiskey.$10.95
Beverages
Soft Drink
Choose from a variety of flavors.$2.50
Mexican Coke
$4.00
Iced Tea
$4.00
Fresh Squeezed Lemonade
$4.00
Strawberry Lemonade
$4.00
Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice
$4.00
Arnold Palmer
$4.00
Caffe Umbria Coffee
$4.00
Rishi Organic Hot Tea
$4.00