Bits N' Bites
Legendary Chickpea Fries
A Storm Crow classic! Like regular fries, but bigger, made from chickpea batter and stacked in a weird, non-Euclidean geometry. Comes with vegan Sriracha aioli.Teenage Mutant Deep Fried Pickles
Katana-quartered pickles fried up in a manner so delicious it’s like a roundhouse kick of flavour to your face! Served with cool ranch and a rendition of ice ice baby.Rebel X-Wings
These crispy wings will take you through the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs! Tossed in your choice of flavour and served with hoth cool ranch.The Elusive Poutine-Squatch
From the foothills of the Rocky Mountains, Storm Crow Alehouse's finally found proof of its existence: crispy lumberjack-felled fries topped with cheese curds in a cascade of beefy gravy.Northstar Vegan Poutine
Like a bright beacon shining through the storm, this poutine will give you superhuman strength and speed! Made with fries that remind you of tiny skis, vegan mushroom gravy, and Daiya vegan cheese!Basket of Fries
Basket of Tater Tots
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Mothercluckers
Burnsides' Chicken Strips N' Fries
Rush in and grab these sizzled up breaded chicken strips in a nest of rail-split fries for a well-balanced meal! Comes with your choice of sauce.Cluckin' Chicken Sandwich
Apocalyptically delicious and crispy double-battered boneless chicken thigh with shredded romaine, and mayonnaise. Served on a toasted bunship.Chickageddon Spicy Sandwich
Double-battered boneless chicken thigh, slathered with their house-made hot sauce and topped with gochujang coleslaw and sriracha aioli on a toasted potato bun.Chicken and Biscuits Dee-luxe
Double-battered boneless chicken thigh, buttery biscuits, and house-punched fries. Served with chicken gravy and grainy honey mustard sauce.Mama's Bourbon Chicken and Waffles
One-piece double-battered boneless chicken thigh with Belgian waffles and house-made spicy bourbon maple syrup. Served with a side of gochujang slaw.Fried Chicken Bucket
Three fried chicken thighs, one fried chicken breast, and six fried chicken wings.Add Extra Sauce
Megabites
Build Your Own Dungeon Burger
Comes with a collectible trading card because every dungeon needs loot. If you don't have a D20 at home but still want to roll for your burger: 1. go to google and search for “Roll Dice”. 2. select the orange 20-sided die (D20). 3. click roll for each of the below sections. 4. choose items here, based on the number you get from each roll.Basic Dungeon Burger
Slow your roll, start basic with Storm Crow Alehouse's house-made beef patty, shredded lettuce, tomatoes, onions, burger sauce, and pickled spear.Thunder Burger
Chomp into an electrifying house-made beef patty with crispy bacon, melted cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, and Storm Crow burger sauce, served on a toasted bun. A burger fit for a lord of thunder.Batman Beyond Burger
Storm Crow Alehouse has loaded this burger with gadgets and it’s ready to take down gangs of clowns and the blight of hunger with a Beyond Meat® vegan patty, romaine lettuce, tomato, onion, and storm sauce.BBQ Pulled Pigs in Space Sandwich
…and now another controvertible episode of: PULLED PIGS IN SPACE: We take our house-made apple-braised pork and launch it into a wormhole for optimal pulling effects, top it with lemony slaw and BBQ sauce. Served on a toasted bun-ship.Add Extra Sauce
Dragon Bowl-Z
Mighty Frieza’s Farro Bowl of Hunger Destruction
Conquer your hunger with this mighty bowl of roasted gold and red beets, feta cheese, spinach, and farro. Topped with spicy candied pumpkin seeds.Vegeta-Bowl with Noodles
A vegan feast fit for a Saiyan prince! Linguine noodles tossed with a rich house-made peanut sauce, a variety of fresh veggies, and classic herbs. You might even say its deliciousness level is over 9000!Son Goku’s Greek Bowl (Vegan Possible)
Made with enough superfood to power up the Kamehameha! This hearty bowl is filled with brown rice, lentils, roasted sweet potatoes, kale and baby spinach. We've topped this bowl off with Cell-green Tahini dressing, feta cheese, kalamata olives and diced tomatoes to give this Saiyan bowl the full experience. Selecting "vegan" below removes feta cheese.Tex-Mex Krillin’d Chicken Bowl
Nothing short about this bowl here! A mighty bowl rivalling Goku's bowl filled with spicy dark chicken meat, roasted corn, black beans and tomatoes, all on top of cilantro rice. Topped with avocado and a zesty lime aioli!Salads
Romero Caesar Salad
A savory salad with fresh Kale, vegan caesar dressing, sourdough croutons, crispy bacon, and Parmesan cheese.Good Buu’s Wholesome Salad
Good things come to those who expel evil from themselves! Mixed greens, cucumber and sliced strawberries, tossed in honey lime vinaigrette. Topped with crumbled feta and spiced pumpkin seeds.Desserts
Bread Pudding
Topped with vanilla ice cream!The Cheesecake is a Lie
Freshly made in-house, a new flavour every week!New Meal Kits - Take and Bake
Apoca-lasagna
*FROZEN* Classic beef lasagna made from scratch in our kitchens and served with garlic bread. Baking instructions included.Storm Crow Shepherd's Pie
Made from scratch in our kitchens, take home this classic winter favorite without any of the work of actually making it! Comes frozen for you to cook at home (four to six servings). Baking instructions included.New Cocktail Kits
Butterbeer Kit
Pubs in Hogsmeade closed for dine-in? Confined to your home for quarantine? Sounds like you could use a Butterbeer! The full kit makes six servings. Includes one 375 ml butter ripple Schnapps, twelve-oz vanilla ice-cream, two Barq's Root Beers, and one Headshot shot glass.Vegan Butterbeer Kit
Pubs in Hogsmeade closed for dine-in? Confined to your home for quarantine? Sounds like you could use a Butterbeer! The full kit makes six servings. Includes one 375 ml butter ripple Schnapps, twelve oz soy milk, two Barq's Root Beers, and one Headshot shot glass.Non-Alcoholic Beverages
Coke Can
355mlDiet Coke Can
355ml7up Can
355mlGinger Beer Can
355mlMug Rootbeer Can
355mlRed Bull
250mlRed Bull Sugar Free
250mlRed Bull Tropical
250mlBucha Brew Kombucha Passionfruit
355 mlBucha Brew Kombucha Ginger
355 mlNon-Alcoholic Budweiser
341mlBeer Cans
Hoyne Dark Matter
355ml. ABV - 5.3% | IBU - 26Mainstreet King Pin Pale Ale
355ml. ABV - 5.5% | IBU - 30Parallel 49 Tricycle Radler
355ml, ABV - 3.5% | IBU - 11Persephone Coast Life Lager
355ml, ABV - 4.5% | IBU - 15Fernie What the Huck Huckleberry Wheat Ale
355ml, ABV - 5.0% | IBU - 15Guinness Can
440ml, ABV - 4.2% | IBU - 45Bomber Brewing Skyline Lager
473ml, ABV - 5.0% | IBU - 15Tickity Boo British Pale Ale
473ml, ABV - 5.5% | IBU - 29Whistler Forager Lager
330ml *GLUTEN FREE!*, ABV - 5.0% | IBU - 35Ciders & Coolers
Hey Y'all Peach Hard Iced Tea
355ml, ABV - 5.0%Hey Y'all Hard Iced Tea
355ml, ABV - 5.0%Muddlers Vodka Real Fruit Punch
355ml, ABV - 5.0%Muddlers Vodka Pink Lemonade
355ml, ABV - 5.0%Muddlers Moscow Mule
355ml, ABV - 5.0%No Boats on Sunday Cranberry Rosé Cider
473ml, ABV - 5.0%Wize Vodka Cream Soda
355 ml, ABV - 5.0%Wize Vodka Orangesicle
355 ml, ABV - 5.0%Wize Vodka Rootbeer
355 ml, ABV - 5.0%Sauronitize Your Hands
"Hand Sauronitizer" Sanitizer Spray
Before and after you feast, Sauronitize your hands! Eight out of nine Nazgul agree cleanliness is next to preciousness. Our compact, refillable hand sanitizer spray bottle is perfect for taking wherever you go, whether on an unexpected journey across Middle-Earth or on a highly-expected journey to the grocery store. Filled in-house with small-batch artisan sanitizer made at a repurposed distillery here in Canada!Storm Crow Merch
Storm Crow Alliance Face Mask
A lightweight face mask offering full coverage and plenty of stretch for maximum comfort and protection.Storm Crow Heat Transfer Mug
When cold: an innocuous mug. When heated, say, by the infusion of piping-hot coffee, a magical transformation occurs, lighting up the skeleton of our mascot with caffeine-fueled power!Cthulhu Tiki Mug
Are you kidding me? This terrifying tribute to Cthulhu is captured in tiki mug form as he prepares to wipe clean the Earth for the return of the ravening alien gods that have slept for eons. But until then, you can drink refreshing and preferably alcoholic beverages from his eldritch-ceramic likeness! Cthulhu holds approximately 20 oz of liquid, with a special separate chamber on the top."Great Old One" Cthulhu Flask
This abominable pewter flask is emblazoned with horrifying elder runes and the likeness of Cthulhu himself. Will probably encourage Yog-Sothoth to eat you first on his return from the Outer Spheres, thus sparing you the mind-shattering horror of observing the Lovecraftian apocalypse. Also holds your beverage, or an equal volume of hand sanitizer, blood or other liquid of your choice.Storm Crow Puzzle
What better way to pass the time during a long pandemic winter than piecing together, slowly and carefully, the future we all long for? Our 1000-piece puzzle features the original Storm Crow Manor ensemble painting by Canadian artist Noah Stacey, divided into 1000 pieces for fun, edification, productive frustration and subsequent catharsis!