Sides
Shoestring Fries
Side of Shoestring Fries$5.00
Small Chickpea Fries
A Storm Crow classic! Like regular fries, but bigger, made from chickpea batter, and stacked in a weird, non-Euclidean geometry. Comes with vegan sriracha aioli. (5 pcs)$6.00
Small Caesar Salad
POW! ZLOT! Come, my comic cohorts in crime and croutons! This savory salad will hold your taste buds for ransom with fresh romaine hearts, house-made Caesar dressing, sourdough croutons, bacon bits a$7.00
Wine
Rosé - Megalomaniac/Niagara
750ml$40.00
Bread & Butter Chardonnay
750ml$40.00
Bread & Butter Cabernet Sauvignon
750ml$40.00
Albert Bichot Pinot Noir
750ml$44.00
16 Rongopai Sauvignon Blanc
750ml$35.00
Storm Crow Merchandise
Storm Crow Playing Cards
Are these cards cursed? Who’s to say? Have we found them mysteriously moved from one location to another, or with illustrations that change from one day to the next? Well… why don’t you grab a pack a$5.00
Storm Crow Heat Transfer Mug
When cold: an innocuous mug. When heated, say, by the infusion of piping-hot coffee, a magical transformation occurs, lighting up the skeleton of our mascot with caffeine-fueled power!$15.00
Picked for you
Sweet n' Spicy Chicken Bites
Sweet. Spicy. And a whole lotta chicken! Coated in our special flour mix and tossed in Sweet Thai chili and cool cucumbers and finished with sesame seeds.$14.50
Tex-Mex Krillin’d Chicken Bowl
Nothing short about this bowl here! A mighty bowl filled with spicy dark chicken meat, roasted corn, black beans and tomatoes, all on top of cilantro rice. Topped with avocado, crispy tortillas and z$16.00
Chicken Tendies
Suitable for consumption for children and adults alike, five pieces of our breaded chicken fingers are served with your choice of side and plum sauce.$15.00
Dungeon Burger
Build Your Own Burger! For some added fun, roll for your choices. Like a Magic Missile fired into the dark, you won’t know what you’re gonna get! How to roll for your burger, at home:1. Go to Google$17.00
Burgers & Sandwiches
Gamma Burger
Keep it simple to where it all began...two smashed beef patties, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles and house made burger sauce. Suitable for any self-respecting physicist undergoing gamma experimentati$17.00
HULK SMASH! Burger
Failed experiment or not, this "INCREDIBLE" burger will sate your monstrous hunger until your next meal...or tomorrow (whichever comes first). Triple smashed beef patties, triple cheddar cheese, pick$21.00
Botany Bay Burger
This veggie burger has been augmented to be far superior! A delectable Impossible burger vegan patty topped with avocado, caramelized onion and house-made vegan sriracha aioli on a vegan-friendly bun$19.50
Reu-bender Sandwich
Bite my savory meaty sandwich! Marble rye bread, smoked meat, sauerkraut, house-made thousand island dressing, Swiss cheese and pickle spear.$19.00
Dungeon Burger
Build Your Own Burger! For some added fun, roll for your choices. Like a Magic Missile fired into the dark, you won’t know what you’re gonna get! How to roll for your burger, at home:1. Go to Google$17.00
Chaos Chicken Sandwich of Tzeentch
A magical chicken sandwich blessed by the changer of ways to delight your eyes AND mouth. Chaos serves this seasoned crispy fried boneless thigh with mayo and lettuce on a toasted potato bun. Served$17.00
Appa’s Korean Fried Chicken Sandwich
Our Korean-inspired fried chicken sandwich is gossip-worthy and delicious enough to make the Baby Jesus cry. Crispy fried boneless chicken thigh, kimchi-slaw, pickled carrots and gochujang aioli on a$18.00
Pulled Pigs in Space Sandwich
...and now another episode of PULLED PIGS IN SPACE: We take our house-made braised pork and launch it into a wormhole for optimal pulling effects, top it with pickled red cabbage slaw, BBQ sauce and$17.50
Druid Burger
Wield the power of nature with our jerk-flavoured jackfruit burger, garnished with vegan coleslaw and sauced with house-made BBQ sauce. Served on a vegan-friendly bun.$17.50
Dragon Bowl-Z & Salads
Vegeta-Bowl With Noodles (Vegan)
A vegan feast fit for a Saiyan prince. Soba noodles tossed with a rich house-made peanut sauce, a variety of fresh veggies and classic herbs. You might even say its deliciousness level is... over 900$15.00
Nappa’s Saiyan Slaw Bowl
Get a taste of real power with this savoury slaw bowl heaped with napa and red cabbage, shrimp, pickled carrots, green onions, pickled red onion, crispy noodles, tossed with tamari ginger sesame dres$18.00
Tex-Mex Krillin’d Chicken Bowl
Nothing short about this bowl here! A mighty bowl filled with spicy dark chicken meat, roasted corn, black beans and tomatoes, all on top of cilantro rice. Topped with avocado, crispy tortillas and z$16.00
Chi-Chi’s Chicken Bowl
The mother of all Dragon Bowls contains scrumptious amounts of baby kale, romaine, edamame, red pepper, carrots, pickled red cabbage and is finished with a japanese-style honey-sesame wafu dressing a$17.00
Romero Caesar Salad
Come, my comic cohorts in crime and croûtons! This savory salad will hold your taste buds for ransom with fresh romaine hearts, sourdough croûtons, double smoked bacon and grana padano, tossed in our$14.00
House Atreides Salad
He who controls the salad controls the universe. A traditional Caladan meal with mesclun mix, baby kale, watermelon radish, heirloom carrots, cherry tomato and cucumber tossed with carrot and ginger$13.00
The Wedge Antilles
Look at the size of that thing! A wedge salad worthy of the Rebellion, with iceberg lettuce, pickled red onion, celery, red grapes, pear and blue cheese crumble, served with our dill ranch dressing a$14.00
Beverages
Regular Coke
355ml$3.00
Diet Coke
355ml$3.00
Sprite
355ml$3.00
Ginger Ale
355ml$3.00
Club Soda
355ml$3.00
Tonic Water
355ml$3.00
A&W Root Beer
355ml$3.00
Nestea® Lemon Iced Tea
355ml$3.00
Desserts
The Cheesecake is a Lie
A classic New-York-style cheesecake. Enjoy it plain or topped with your choice of Chocolate sauce, Caramel sauce or Raspberry Compote.$12.00
Vegan Chocolate Cake a la Troi
I know what you’re thinking, and so does this dessert. A sacred recipe passed down through the daughters of the Fifth House of Betazed, this chocolate cake will leave you feeling fully counselled.$12.00
Church of Pizza
The Virgin Margherita (medium)
12" pie with San Marzano tomato sauce, fior di latte, sprinkled with maldon salt. Topped with a roasted garlic bulb.$17.00
Pope-rroni Pie (medium)
12" pie with San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, double Ezzo Pepperoni. Topped with a roasted garlic bulb.$19.00
Praise Chees-us! Our (Beefy) Savior!
San Marzano tomato sauce, ground beef, red onion, pickle, shredded cheddar and mozzarella$19.00
Tabernac! (medium)
12" pie with San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, Montreal smoked meat, and sliced pickles. Topped with mustard and a roasted garlic bulb.$19.00
Garden of Eatin'' (medium)
12" pie with San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, banana peppers, roasted cremini mushrooms, roasted portobello mushrooms, and spinach. Topped with a roasted garlic bulb.$19.00
Build Your Own Pie (medium)
Topped with a roasted garlic bulb.$13.00
Marinara Dip
4 oz of in-house made marinara sauce made from San Marzano tomatoes for your crust-dipping pleasure!$2.00
Dill Ranch Dip
4 oz of in-house made dill ranch for your crust-dipping pleasure!$2.00
Roasted Garlic Aioli Dip
4 oz of in-house made roasted garlic aioli for your crust-dipping pleasure!$2.00
Chili Oil
4oz of our house-made chili infused oil for the spicy pizza lover! Apply generously.$2.00
BBQ Sauce Dip
4 oz of in-house made apple barbeque sauce. Perfect to give any pizza a sweet kick!$2.00
Creamy Caesar Dip
4 oz of our made-in-house Caesar dressing for the experienced pizza crust dipper! Contains: anchovies, garlic$2.00
Sriracha Aioli Dip
Vegan. 4 oz of our made from scratch sriracha aioli for the introductory spice lover. Perfect for dipping or slathering over your pie!$2.00
Forbidden Fruit
White Sauce, Pears, Prosciutto, Goat Cheese, Olive Oil.$20.00
Blessed Bianca
White sauce, mozzarella, brie and smoked bacon$19.00
The Summer Sacrement
Pea puree, vegan mozzarella, corn, peas, mushroom, baby kale and cherry tomato$19.00
Our Pizza, Who Art Hawaiian
San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella, pineapple, peameal bacon and chili flakes$19.00
The Thirteenth Apostle
Spicy Marzano tomato sauce, hot italian sausage, guanciale, fior di latte, pickled jalapeno, topped with pineapple habanero sauce$19.00
Bits 'n' Bites
Legendary Chickpea Fries
A Storm Crow classic! Like regular fries, but bigger, made from chickpea batter, and stacked in a weird, and non-euclidean geometry. Comes with vegan sriracha aioli.$11.00
Sweet n' Spicy Chicken Bites
Sweet. Spicy. And a whole lotta chicken! Coated in our special flour mix and tossed in Sweet Thai chili and cool cucumbers and finished with sesame seeds.$14.50
Sweet n' Spicy Tofu Bites
Going for something lighter? Substitute the chicken for tofu instead. Same great taste, but more also now more cognizant of our poultry friends. #feelsbadman$12.00
Dungeon Poutine
You can make yourself a classic poutine with gravy & squeaky cheese curds, OR add in some bacon, some sunny-side eggs, some pickled jalapeños, or even a splash of butter chicken. Get creative. It''s$14.00
Chicken Wings
Rush in and grab these deep fried chicken wings (1lb), served with carrot, celery sticks, house made dill ranch. Comes with your choice of sauce on the side.$16.00
Megabites
Pad Thai Fighter
Grand Moff Tarkin’s favourite dish on the Death Star, this spicy noodle bowl will crush the rebellion of your hunger in one delicious stroke! House-made coconut sauce, tofu, carrots and red peppers c$18.00
Swamp Thing’s Louisiana Linguine
Straight outta the bayou, this mouthwatering linguine dish is made with shrimp and squid, cherry tomatoes, cajun cream sauce, grana padano cheese and yes, some slightly sinister spinach. Comes with g$21.00
*NEW* Paladin Pesto Pappardelle
Uphold justice and righteousness with our virtuous pappardelle dish. Made with guanciale (cured pork cheek), peas and cherry tomatoes in pesto. Served with garlicky baguette.$21.00
Innsmouth-Style Fish and Chips
This New England pub favorite comes to the Storm Crow. Devour a Deep One’s catch of fresh beer battered cod, served with tartar sauce, house-punched fries and coleslaw.$18.00
Chicken Tendies
Suitable for consumption for children and adults alike, five pieces of our breaded chicken fingers are served with your choice of side and plum sauce.$15.00
Beyond Meat Tendies
Craving moist chicken tendies, but going for a plant-based alternative? We got you covered!$18.00
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