Bits and Bites
Bowl of Shoestring Fries
Bowl of shoestring fries. Served with ketchup.Large Chickpea Fries
A Storm Crow classic! Like regular fries, but bigger, made from chickpea batter and stacked in a weird non-Euclidean geometry. Served with vegan sriracha aioli.Rebel X-Wings
These wings will take you through the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs! Served with house-made dill ranch and tossed in your choice of sauce: *NEW* Deathstar Dry Rub, Outer Rim Rum BBQ, Han’s Honey Garlic, Mos Eisley Lemon Pepper, Kylo’s Cajun or our *NEW* Fiery Mustafar Sauce. Going too fast? Jump out of lightspeed with our Crait Salt & Pepper or Frank’s Buffalo sauce.Calamari of Cthulhu
Tender strips of squid steaks, marinated in buttermilk and battered in seasoned flour. Fried up and served with maddening flavourful sauces - zesty preserved lemon aioli and a hot italian sausage ragu. Cthulhu fhtagn! Ia! Ia!Chicken Bites Extravaganza
Slay! This crowd pleasing appetizer trots its way back for a Ru-demption on the new season of Storm Crow! Fried morsels of chicken breast tossed in sweet chilli sauce and crispy wontons, black sesame, finger chillies, and green onions. Add cilantro jasmine rice for +$3 and sashay your hunger away!Ty Lee's Wafu Tofu Bites
A fiery hit to your taste buds that’s just as sweet and savory as the Fire Nation Circus’ most beloved acrobat. Crispy tofu bites, house-made vegan Wafu dressing, crispy tortillas; garnished with green onions and red finger chilis. *This dish is gluten-friendly.Dungeon Poutine
Whether you're keeping it classic or building it with more stuff than you can handle. Savour the fact that you designed this Canadian classic the way you want to eat it.Truffle Parm Fries
Our shoestring fries tossed in Grana Padano parmesan cheese and served with in-house made truffle aioli.Spicy Meatball Roulette
Let’s go gambling...with meatballs! Aw dangit! Test your luck with a 16.6% chance to claim ultimate, non-spicy meat glory! Choose poorly and your tastebuds will be INCINERATED! Beef, Italian pork sausage, tomato sauce, grana padano, carolina reaper death sauce. Contains gluten and egg.Tater Tots of Terror
Potatoes! Tater Tots are made of potatoes!! These small barrel-shaped nuggets of fried starchy goodness are sure to comfort your tiny withered soul in times of emotional/financial/spiritual/ontological distress. Tossed in housemade carolina reaper chili powder.Church of Pizza
Build-Your-Own Holy Pie
Dungeon PizzaOur Pizza, Who Art Hawaiian
Tomato sauce, black forest ham, pineapple chunks, mozzarella, chili flakes garnish, chopped chivesThe Bawk of Revelations
Chicken gravy, shoestring fries, mozzarella, cheese curds, fried chicken, chopped chivesThe Inferno!!!
Spicy tomato sauce, hot italian sausage, soppressata salami, pickled jalapenos, mozzarella, banana peppers garnish, chopped chivesThe Mushroom Mass
Alfredo sauce, roasted cremini mushrooms, mozzarella cheese, truffle oil spray, chopped chivesThe Pope-rroni
Tomato sauce, shredded mozzarella, Ezzo-brand pepperoni, chopped chivesBurgers and Sandwiches
Dungeon Burger
Let the capricious whims of Fate build your burger. Will it be beef? Chicken? Loin of Bugbear with a Gelatinous Cube demi-glace? Probably not that one, BUT WHO KNOWS? Comes with a collectible trading card because every dungeon needs loot. Ready to roll?Storm Burger
Looking for a bit of a light spark...erm, snack? This burger features a locally sourced flame-grilled Ontario beef burger with lettuce, tomato, onion, Storm Crow signature sauce and your choice of side.Botany Bay Burger (Vegan)
This veggie burger has been augmented to be far superior! A delectable Impossible burger vegan patty topped with avocado, caramelized onion and house-made vegan sriracha aioli on a vegan-friendly bun. You’ll be yelling, “KHAAAAAAAN I have another?” Vegan. Gluten Friendly Possible.Pulled Pigs in Space
...and now another episode of PULLED PIGS IN SPACE: We take our house-made braised pork (contains beer) and launch it into a wormhole for optimal pulling effects, top it with pickled red cabbage slaw, BBQ sauce and serve it all on a toasted potato bun-ship. Served with your choice of galactic side.Chaos Chicken Sandwich of Tzeentch
A magical chicken sandwich blessed by the changer of ways to delight your eyes AND mouth. Chaos serves this seasoned double-battered crispy fried chicken breast with mayo and lettuce on a potato bun and your choice of side.Chickageddon Spicy Sandwich
Brace yourselves for the ultimate chicken showdown! Be careful, with a crunch so mighty, it could end civilizations. Crispy double-battered boneless chicken breast coated in buffalo hot sauce, creamy coleslaw and shredded lettuce on a toasted potato bun.The K.F.C. (Korean Fried Chicken) Sandwich
We at Storm Crow Manor do not believe in copyright infringement. Sure, there may also be 11 herbs and spices in our chicken and sure, the chicken may also be fried, BUT, this staff favourite Korean twist on our chicken sandwich is songa- lag haltneun ge johda! Fried chicken breast, gochugaru seasoning, kimchi, coleslaw, vegan sriracha aioli, toasted brioche bun. Served with your choice of side.House Harkonnen Chicken Sandwich
Menacingly marinated tandoori boneless chicken thighs grilled to perfection and sandwiched between toasted ciabatta bun with sliced cucumbers, red onions and a cool mint raita to manipulate the spice (in the sandwich). While devouring our enemiesthis sandwich, remember our mantra: “He who controls the spice, controls the universe!”Mains & Megabites!
Dungeon Pasta
Bless his divine Noodley appendages! Comes with its own alignment card!Chica Tenders
LET’S EAT!!! Can you survive Five Nights at Storm Crow Manor? One bite of these juicy chicken tenders and you may find yourself turning into a giant animatronic chicken. Served with plum sauce and your choice of side.Chicken Pad Thai Fighter
Just like our Tofu Pad Thai Fighter except this one doesn't have tofu and never left the hangar because they were too scared. House-made coconut sauce, chicken, carrots and red peppers conquer a bed of rice noodles. Garnished with lime, cilantro, and crushed peanuts. **We use chili flakes to spice up our sauce. This dish is almost as hot Mustafar! Add shrimp (5pcs) for $5. *This dish is Gluten-friendly!Innsmouth Fish + Chips
This New England pub favourite comes to the Storm Crow. Devour a Deep One’s catch of fresh beer-battered cod, served with tartar sauce, coleslaw and choice of side. Add a piece of fish $6Tofu Pad Thai Fighter (Vegan)
Grand Moff Tarkin’s favourite dish on the Death Star, this spicy noodle bowl will crush the rebellion of your hunger in one delicious stroke! House-made coconut sauce, tofu, carrots and red peppers conquer a bed of rice noodles. Garnished with lime, cilantro, and crushed peanuts. Vegan **We use chili flakes to spice up our sauce. This dish is almost as hot Mustafar! *This dish is gluten-friendly.Teenage Plant-based Ninja Tenders
Straight from the sewers of flavour, these radical Beyond Meat tenders are cooked to crispy perfection and served with your choice of side! Served with purple plum (ooze) sauce! **Not actually purple.**Scooby Doo's Cheeseburger Cavatappi
Ruh-roh! When scooby snacks just won’t cut it - we’ve developed the ultimate pasta dish to sate anyone’s hunger! Cavatappi pasta simmered in cheesy alfredo sauce, ground beef, onions, garlic and garnished with dollops of bacon jam! Finished with toasted garlic burger bun, crispy onions and parsley. Jinkies! It’s like eating a cheeseburger with a spoon!Shrimp Linguine al Gaib
The savior of your hunger is here with the flavors of an aquatic paradise. Shrimp, baby spinach, onions and confit garlic are tossed in a white wine cajun spice cream sauce with linguine pasta and finished with gremolata on top. Served with garlic ciabatta bread. Make the bread extra cheesy for +$3.Leeroy Jenkins' Seared Chicken Dinner
Let’s do this! No time for strategies over Ventrilo, it’s go time! Seared chicken breast cooked with cream, white wine, garlic, basil and portobello mushrooms and served over capellini pasta. Whatever happens, happens, but at least you have chicken.Dragon Bowl Z
Chi-Chi's Chicken Bowl
The mother of all Dragon Bowls contains scrumptious amounts of baby kale, romaine, edamame, red pepper, carrots, pickled red cabbage, honey garlic chicken and is finished with a japanese-style honey-sesame wafu dressing and garnished with black sesame seeds and green onions.Tex-Mex Krillin'd Chicken Bowl
Nothing short about this bowl here! A mighty bowl filled with spiced dark chicken thigh meat, roasted corn, black beans and tomatoes, all on top of cilantro rice. Topped with avocado, crispy tortillas, zesty lime aioli and cilantro.Vegeta-Bowl with Noodles (Vegan)
A vegan feast fit for a Saiyan prince. Soba noodles tossed with a rich house-made peanut sauce, red cabbage, red peppers and fresh mint and cilantro. You might even say its deliciousness level is... over 9000! Our soba noodles contain gluten.Salads
King Cold's Kickin' House Salad
Bask in the glory of being (former) emperor of Universe 7 with this super explosion of flavour! Crunchy cucumbers, julienned watermelon radishes, shredded carrots and diced tomatoes dressed up with tasty maple balsamic vinaigrette.Desserts
The (Cheese)cake is a Lie
Take a Portal and escape with a slice of our New York-style cheesecake. Enjoy it plain or choose from chocolate, house-made caramel or raspberry sauces. Best enjoyed single player, but co-op campaign available too!Wonka's Vegan Chocolate Brownie
Your golden ticket to a chocolatey end is right here. Decadent fudge topped with chocolate ganache and drizzled with house-made salted coconut caramel. **contains almonds, soy and coconut**Baldurian Bread Pudding
A signature dessert of the bustling harbour city, this hearty treat will keep your belly warm and satisfied for a long rest. In-house made and served with caramel and vanilla ice cream. **Ice cream will be served on the side and the bread pudding will NOT be heated**Merchandise
Cthulhu Tiki Mug
KEEP THE CTHULHUCthulhu Travel Mug
Cthulhu Travel MugEpic Vessel Caffeinating Travel Mug
Epic Vessel Caffeinating Travel MugGreat Old One Flask
Great Old One FlaskHigh Roller D20
High Roller D20Lich Tiki Mug
Lich Tiki MugStorm Crow Pride Fan
Storm Crow Pride FanStorm Crow Playing Cards
Storm Crow Playing Cards