Limited Time Offering
S23 Miss Trunchbull's Chocolate Cake
Enjoy the last few slices from our Summer menu!Bits and Bites
Bowl of Shoestring Fries
Bowl of shoestring fries. Served with ketchup.Burnsides' Chicken Wings
Rush in and grab these sizzled up chicken wings served with house-made dill ranch and tossed in your choice of sauce: Doom Sauce, Rum BBQ, Honey Garlic, Frank’s Buffalo, Lemon Pepper, Cajun or Salt & Pepper.Calamari of Cthulhu
Tender strips of squid steaks, marinated in buttermilk and battered in seasoned flour. Fried up and served with maddening flavourful sauces - zesty preserved lemon aioli and a hot italian sausage ragu. Cthulhu fhtagn! Ia! Ia!Chicken Bites Extravaganza
Slay! This crowd pleasing appetizer trots its way back for a Ru-demption on the new season of Storm Crow! Fried morsels of chicken breast tossed in sweet chilli sauce and crispy wontons, black sesame, finger chillies, and green onions. Add cilantro jasmine rice for +$3 and sashay your hunger away!Dungeon Poutine
Whether you're keeping it classic or building it with more stuff than you can handle. Savour the fact that you designed this Canadian classic the way you want to eat it.Large Chickpea Fries
A Storm Crow classic! Like regular fries, but bigger, made from chickpea batter and stacked in a weird non-Euclidean geometry. Served with vegan sriracha aioli.Tater Tots of Terror
Potatoes! Tater Tots are made of potatoes!! These small barrel-shaped nuggets of fried starchy goodness are sure to comfort your tiny withered soul in times of emotional/financial/spiritual/ontological distress. Tossed in dehydrated Frank’s Red Hot salt.Ty Lee's Wafu Tofu Bites
A fiery hit to your taste buds that’s just as sweet and savory as the Fire Nation Circus’ most beloved acrobat. Crispy tofu bites, house-made vegan Wafu dressing, crispy tortillas; garnished with green onions and red finger chilis. *This dish is gluten-friendly.Burgers and Sandwiches
Dungeon Burger
Let the capricious whims of Fate build your burger. Will it be beef? Chicken? Loin of Bugbear with a Gelatinous Cube demi-glace? Probably not that one, BUT WHO KNOWS? Comes with a collectible trading card because every dungeon needs loot. Ready to roll?Botany Bay Burger
This veggie burger has been augmented to be far superior! A delectable Impossible burger vegan patty topped with avocado, caramelized onion and house-made vegan sriracha aioli on a vegan-friendly bun. You’ll be yelling, “KHAAAAAAAN I have another?” Vegan. Gluten Friendly Possible.Steak Sandwich of the Slayer
Wrap your hell-mouth around and sink your fangs into this sandwich filled with Sunnydale grown arugula, caramelized onions, whole grain mustard aioli, spicy tomato relish and a medium-rare stake in the heart of it all. Served with your choice of demonic side. *This dish is gluten-friendly possible.Storm Burger
Looking for a bit of a light spark...erm, snack? This burger features a locally sourced flame-grilled chuck and short rib burger with lettuce, tomato, onion, Storm Crow signature sauce and your choice of side. *This dish is gluten-friendly possible.Pulled Pigs in Space
...and now another episode of PULLED PIGS IN SPACE: We take our house-made braised pork and launch it into a wormhole for optimal pulling effects, top it with pickled red cabbage slaw, BBQ sauce and serve it all on a toasted potato bun-ship.Mains
Chicken Tendies
Like Chicken Nuggies, but BIGGER! Suitable for minions and high level demons alike. Enjoy these tendies with your choice of side. Served with sauced plums.Dungeon Pasta
Bless his divine Noodley appendages! Comes with its own set of alignment card!Leeroy Jenkins' Seared Chicken
Let’s do this! No time for strategies over Ventrilo, it’s go time! Pan-seared chicken breast cooked with cream, white wine, garlic and portobello mushrooms and served over capellini pasta and seasonal vegetables. Whatever happens, happens, but at least you have chicken.Chicken Pad Thai Fighter
Just like our Tofu Pad Thai Fighter except this one doesn't have tofu and never left the hangar because they were too scared. House-made coconut sauce, chicken, carrots and red peppers conquer a bed of rice noodles. Garnished with lime, cilantro, and crushed peanuts. **We use chili flakes to spice up our sauce. This dish is almost as hot Mustafar! Add shrimp (5pcs) for $5. *This dish is Gluten-friendly!Innsmouth Fish + Chips
This New England pub favourite comes to the Storm Crow. Devour a Deep One’s catch of fresh beer-battered cod, served with tartar sauce, coleslaw and choice of side. Add a piece of fish $6Pennewise III: Revenge of the Shrimp
Beep Beep! We’re not clowning around with this terrifying pasta sequel featuring shrimp, roasted red peppers, vodka, arugula, tomato sauce, and cream. Finished with Grana Padano and garlicky bread with an optional side of tasty, tasty fear.My Big Fat 'Geek' Dinner
No familial judgment here - it's 2023! Geeks unite for this classic Greek feast complete with house-made grilled chicken souvlaki, roasted feta potatoes, brown basmati rice and greek salad. Finished off with classic tzatziki sauce and gremolata. You're probably wondering why this nerd bar is serving this type of cuisine to which we'll reply, “it's all geek to me!”Mosswine Ragu Rigatoni
We’re Mosswinin and Dinin tonight. Made from gathered hunt spoils such as hot italian pork sausage, spinach, spicy meat sauce and rigatoni pasta cooked with care by the Grammeowster Chef herself! This dish grants you a Sizzling Spice Ticket to help improve your performance!Pyro's Chicken Curry
Xiangling has been experimenting with spice again! The Guoba chili might sneak up on you. Lovingly cooked with chicken breast, baby bok choy, red peppers and house-made red thai curry. Served with cilantro-jasmine rice and five-spiced crispy wontons to inflict more burning damage!Redshirt Tofu Curry
Make this delicious red curry your Prime Directive! Replicated with tofu, baby bok choy, red peppers, red onions and house-made red thai curry and served with cilantro-jasmine rice. This dish will last about as long on your plate as Starfleet Ensign Smithwick did on Exo-III while investigating the cave of the rogue android. *Can be served with two five-spiced crispy wontons - not Vegan-friendly.Vegan Pad Thai Fighter
Grand Moff Tarkin’s favourite dish on the Death Star, this spicy noodle bowl will crush the rebellion of your hunger in one delicious stroke! House-made coconut sauce, tofu, carrots and red peppers conquer a bed of rice noodles. Garnished with lime, cilantro, and crushed peanuts. Vegan **We use chili flakes to spice up our sauce. This dish is almost as hot Mustafar! *This dish is gluten-friendly.Dragon Bowl Z
Chi-Chi's Chicken Bowl
The mother of all Dragon Bowls contains scrumptious amounts of baby kale, romaine, edamame, red pepper, carrots, pickled red cabbage, honey garlic chicken and is finished with a japanese-style honey-sesame wafu dressing and garnished with black sesame seeds and green onions.Tex-Mex Krillin'd Chicken Bowl
Nothing short about this bowl here! A mighty bowl filled with spiced dark chicken thigh meat, roasted corn, black beans and tomatoes, all on top of cilantro rice. Topped with avocado, crispy tortillas, zesty lime aioli and cilantro.Vegeta-Bowl with Noodles
A vegan feast fit for a Saiyan prince. Soba noodles tossed with a rich house-made peanut sauce, red cabbage, red peppers and fresh mint and cilantro. You might even say its deliciousness level is... over 9000! Our soba noodles contain gluten.Salads
Romero Caesar Salad (LRG)
Come, my comic cohorts in crime and croûtons! This savory salad will hold your taste buds for ransom with fresh romaine hearts, sourdough croûtons, bacon bits and grana padano, tossed in our house-made Caesar dressing,Salad Crossing: New Leaf
Be the mayor of your own salad filled with local residents like crunchy cucumbers, watermelon radishes, carrot ribbons and grape tomatoes. Dressed up with tasty maple balsamic vinaigrette.Desserts
Baldurian Bread Pudding
A signature dessert of the bustling harbour city, this hearty treat will keep your belly warm and satisfied for a long rest. In-house made and served with caramel and vanilla ice cream.The (Cheese)cake is a Lie
Take a Portal and escape with a slice of our New York-style cheesecake. Enjoy it plain or choose from chocolate, house-made caramel or raspberry sauces. Best enjoyed single player, but co-op campaign available too!Vegan Chocolate Cake
I know what you’re thinking, and so does this dessert. A sacred recipe passed down through the daughters of the Fifth House of Betazed, this chocolate cake will leave you feeling fully counselled.Merchandise
Cthulhu Tiki Mug
*Mug* Cthulhu MerchCup of Cthulhu
Cup of CthulhuEpic Vessel Caffeinating Travel Mug
Epic Vessel Caffeinating Travel MugHeat Transfer Mug
Heat Transfer MugGreat Old One Flask
Great Old One FlaskHigh Roller D20
High Roller D20Lich Tiki Mug
Lich Tiki MugStorm Crow Pride Fan
Storm Crow Pride FanCans of Beer
Karbon Brewery - Jedi IPA
Karbon - Jedi IPAKarbon - Helios Lager
Karbon - Helios LageBrickworks Stadium Peach Cider
Brickworks Stadium Peach Cider 473mlCherry Goals Vodka Soda
Cherry Goals Vodka