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Starters and Nibbles

TOMATO AND GARLIC BREAD
Our Neapolitan base slathered in marinara sauce and garlic oil.
£6.60
CHEESY GARLIC BREAD
We've got our garlic bread good and cheesy!
£6.60
CHILLI AND GARLIC BREAD
Turn up the heat and the stink with this chilli and tomato garlic bread.
£6.60
JACOB REES-MOGGZARELLA
Soft and stringy Mozzarella cheese with ripe beef tomatoes and rocket. Too indulgent to be classed as a salad in my opinion.
£5.50
SLOW JOE
Pulled chicken, bacon and onion salad.
£7.50
SKIN ON FRIES
£3.50

Small Plates and Sharers

DUDE WHERE’S MY CAR...PACCIO
Seared beef carpaccio of dry-aged filet. Thin sliced, served rare with rocket & parmesan salad and a truffle & shallot dressing.
£9.95
CHAIRMAN BAO
Sticky Chinese-style pulled pork in light and fluffy bao buns
£8.95

Nachos and Tacos

THESE ARE NOT YO CHIPS, IT’S A PANDEMIC! (V)
Sharing nachos with five bean Mexican chilli, cheese sauce, guacamole, and sour cream.
£8.00

Parmos

NORTHERN BIRD
The biggest chicken breast you've ever seen coated in panko crumbs topped with garlic bechamel sauce, stringy mozzarella, and melted cheddar cheese. Comes with skin on fries and side salad.
£12.95
POSH BIRD
Just like the Angel of the North this Parmo topped with bechamel sauce, garlic mushrooms, and truffle oil will have you feeling posh and on top. Comes with skin on fries and side salad.
£12.95
HOT BIRD
Our Goliath chicken breast is coated in a panko crumb topped with a rich and spicy bechamel sauce, picante chorizo, jalapenos, gooey mozzarella, and melted cheddar cheese.Comes with skin on fries and side salad.
£12.95
MEATY BIRD
This gentle beast of a chicken parmo will get you dreamin' 'bout life on the ranch as it's topped with peppered fillet steak pieces (served pink), bechamel, and melted cheese. Comes with skin on fries and side salad.
£13.95
CAMERON'S BIRD
Let's just agree to quit the diet and go ham with a big breaded chicken breast, shredded BBQ pork, and topped with bechamel and cheddar cheese. Comes with skin on fries and side salad.
£12.95

Loaded Fries

GRANDE FROMAGE
Three cheese fries with mozzarella, parmesan, and cheddar.
£6.00
MY BEST FRIEND HANK
Pulled pork, sweet pickle and harissa mayo.
£6.00
GREEN HOT FRIES
Jalapeno and mozzarella loaded fries.
£6.00
DUCK DA' POLICE
Slow-cooked Gressingham duck, Sriracha & Cheddar Cheese.
£6.00

Burgers

LIZ CARD
6 oz Handmade Beef Patty, Rocket, Beef Tomato, Caramelised Red Onion, Emmental Cheese, House Relish and Skin on Fries.Served in a Sesame Seed Bun. Allergens: Gluten, Dairy, Traces of Nuts.
£11.00
GRETA THUNBURGER (V)
Vegan 'Beef' Protein Patty, Gem Lettuce, Beef Tomato, Crushed Avocado, Vegan Cheese, House Salsa and Skin on Fries. Served in a Sesame Seed Bun. Allergens: Gluten, Traces of Nuts.
£12.00
FAKE NEWS
Two 6oz Handmade Beef Patty, Gem Lettuce, Beef Tomato, Streaky Smoked Bacon, Pulled Pork, House Relish, American Cheese and Skin on Fries. Served in a Sesame Seed Bun. Allergens: Gluten, Dairy, Traces of Nuts.
£12.95
VIVA LA FURLOUGH
Large Panko Breaded Chicken Breast, Streaky Smoked Bacon, Crushed Avocado, Aioli, Gem Lettuce & Beef Tomato and Skin on Fries. Served in a Sesame Seed Bun. Allergens: Gluten, Dairy, Traces of Nuts.
£12.00
LUNCH AT CHRISTO'S
6 oz Handmade Beef Patty, Sliced Chorizo, Gem Lettuce, Beef Tomato, House Salsa, Sour Cream, Grilled Halloumi and Skin on Fries. Served in a Sesame Seed Bun. Allergens: Gluten, Dairy, Traces of Nuts.
£12.00
MISSING MARDI GRAS
Cajun Marinated Chicken, Hash Brown, Gem Lettuce, Beef Tomato, House Salsa, Sour Cream and Skin on Fries. Served in a Sesame Seed Bun. Allergens: Gluten, Dairy, Traces of Nuts.
£12.00

Pizzas

MARGHERITA THATCHER (V)
Fior De Latte and Basil Pesto with San Manzano Tomato sauce. Allergens: Gluten, Milk, Soya, Lupin.
£9.95
HILARY STILTON
Mozzarella, Yorkshire Blue Cheese, Serrano Ham, and Crispy Smoked Streaky Bacon. Allergens: Gluten, Milk, Soya, Lupin.
£10.95
PEDRO (DIRTY) SANCHEZ
Chorizo, Calabrian Nduja, Fire Roasted Peppers, Black Olives, Rocket, and Parmesan. Allergens: Gluten, Milk, Soya, Lupin.
£10.95
PRIMA DONALD
Confit Gressingham Duck Leg, Red Onion, and Sriracha. Allergens: Gluten, Milk, Soya, Lupin.
£10.95
ELON MUSH (V)
Yorkshire Blue Cheese, Wild Mushrooms, Black Truffle, and Mozzarella. Allergens: Gluten, Milk, Soya, Lupin.
£10.95
STORMIN' THE CAPITOL
Pulled Pork, Slow Cooked Garlic and Rosemary Chicken, Pepperoni, and BBQ Sauce. Allergens: Gluten, Milk, Soya, Lupin, Sesame Seeds, Mustard.
£10.95
MARCUS RASHERFORD
Slow-Cooked Pulled Garlic & Rosemary Chicken, Chesnut Mushrooms, and Crispy Smoked Streaky Bacon. Allergens: Gluten, Milk, Soya, Lupin.
£10.95
THE ATTENBOROUGH (VE)
Spinach, Mushroom, Sun Blushed Tomato, and Vegan Cheese. Allergens: Gluten, Soya, Lupin.
£10.95
BORIS NO JOHNSON (V)
Globe Artichoke, Wood-fired Roasted Peppers, and Black Olives. Allergens: Gluten, Milk, Soya, Lupin.
£10.95
JACKIE WEAVER
Nduja, Pepperoni, Garlic, and Birdseye Chillies. Allergens: Gluten, Milk, Soya, Lupin.
£10.95
WATCHA' DOUYIN PEPPA PIG
Pepperoni and Roasted Red Peppers. Allergens: Gluten, Milk, Soya, Lupin.
£10.95
Marco Pollo
Ham, Mushroom, Slow Cooked Pulled Garlic and Rosemary Chicken, Mozzarella, and Garlic Butter Calzone. Allergens: Gluten, Milk, Soya, Lupin.
£12.95